Dear diary 15/5/12
Omg today I like “Totally”! got pampered nails. They were painted. My fur straightened, dyed with streaks.
Nek minute I woke up,
Nails weren't painted at all. Nightmare! My fur was impossible and the streaks were mud.
Can today get any worse?
Actually Mummy said I have to go to the vet, then go into the beauty salon. It turned out first, I had to go to the vet because i was being naughty and barking at the mailman. So I had to get a new collar that zapped me when i barked cause the mailman made a complaint what a “woof”!
Finally it was time to get out of the slaughterhouse. It was lunch time, my favourite part of the day. Wedges and cheese burger.
Grr now I have to go to the beauty salon. OMG not the comb run bark ,No no no noooo zzz I feel like a roasted chicken! Okay she's spraying me with water. Grrrr! Pull yourself together, Ha ha ha yea I feel pretty. Wow I look fabulous, almost like Lady Gaga.
The hairdresser said to mommy that she should go and buy me bags, and clothes, shoes. And that's when my life changed. I got my fur and makeup done every week. I loved it!